Robert Chamberlaine

THE SWAGGERING DAMSELL

1640 (published)

a synoptic, alphabetical character list

BETTY

Betty is a waiting maid to Sabina. In Act Two, she brings a letter from her lady to Valentine. Later, she returns to her lady and tells her that Valentine is truly in love with her. She advises her to wait and not to be so sad if she does not want to be as melancholic as a Spaniell.

BOY

In Act Five, this boy comes to Welt´s looking for Trash as his master is waiting for him.

BUDGET

Budget is Muchcraft´s man. He works with the Attorney in legal cases.

FAIREFAITH

Fairefaith is kinsman and cousin to Valentine, and Lover of Mirabell. He is thought to be too young for her so he does not have too many expectations to marry his beloved lady. In such a mood, he suggests Valentine forgetting about marrying Sabina in the same way that he gives up. However, when Mistress Mirabell comes with Sabina, he asks her for her love. Fairefaith is accepted but he has to keep it in secret. When Sir Timothy arrives with Sir Plenteous, he is invited to go with them to squander. Then, he tells Sir Plenteous about Valentine´s intention to wed Mistress Sabina. In Act Three, Valentine´s renunciation to see Sabina worries Fairefaith as he thinks that it could be an obstacle to be accepted by Mirabell. Thus, he decides to go to tell her that she is too coy about sleeping with him. Fairefaith confesses her that her sister has slept with Valentine, what does not help him because from now on she will reject any gentleman to be her lover. His only option is to promise her that he will help her to restore her sister's reputation if she accepts him. In the end, she will do so when her father gives her to Fairefaith.

HILTS

Hilts is a blunt fellow, servant to Sir Timothy, who pays him three pounds and a trencher-cloak a year for his services. In Act One, he is invited by Sir Plenteous´s servants to a drink but he rejects the invitation as he is waiting for his master. Hilts is pretty proud of his work as, in his opinion, his master's property is in a better condition than in his ancestor's time. However, later in Act Three, he is the scorn of his master when he finds out that Valentine has spent the night at his house with his daughter. He is asked to seek for Muchcraft. And, on his way, he attacks Sir Plenteous to take revenge for his son's offence.

HYMEN

Only mentioned. Mythological character, son of Apollo and one of the muses, who was the god of marriage. He is invoked by Sabina when she comes up with the idea of marriage.

KATE

Kate is waiting maid to Mirabell. She is beloved of Hilts.

MIRABELL

Mistress Mirabell is daughter to Sir Timothy. In Act One, arriving with Mistress Sabina, she is flattered by Fairefaith, whom she accepts as her friend and servant and whom she allows to send her letters just for now. She will be his but it has to be a secret. In Act Three, she is told about her sister's affair with Valentine making her be aware of the danger in which she is. Therefore, Mirabell runs to tell her father everything. In Act Five, her loyalty is rewarded with a husband, Fairefaith, her suitor and lover.

MUCHCRAFT

Muchcraft is an Attorney. In Act Three, he is talking to his man, Budget, about one of his cases, William Woodcock versus Tristam Widgroom, when Hilts pays him a visit. With his master, they want to know what can be considered to be trespassing.

MUSICIANS

In Act Four, a group of musicians comes and plays in the wedding of Sabina and Valentine, both of them in disguise.

OFFICERS

In Act Five, a party of officers comes to seek for Sabina and Valentine. They are to arrest Valentine for his attack on Sabina's honour.

ROGER

Roger is a servant to Sir Plenteous. He invites his fellow Hilts to a drink.

ROWLAND

Rowland is a servant to Sir Plenteous and always goes with Roger.

SABINA

Mistress Sabina is daughter to Sir Timothy. On her arrival in Act One, her suitor comes to flatter her and she turns out to have a lot of personality by confessing him that she decides whom she will marry. Thus, she invites Valentine to stay with her in her chamber. She looks very gloomy and she cannot wait to be with her lover so she listens to the wise advices of her maid. Later, she welcomes Valentine and sleeps with him. But, when he leaves her, Sabina also takes a disguise to restore her reputation. The disguise is a veil, or mask, that Sabina takes to take revenge for being dishonored. She uses a mask that helps her to go unnoticed. She wants to marry Valentine, whom she recognizes under the disguise. She asks him to choose between marrying her or dying, which finally convinces him. Sabina will keep the veil until the last scene where she discovers herself in front of everybody showing her husband whom he wedded and sorting out the problem.

SIR PLENTEOUS CRAMBAGGE

Sir Plenteous is an old usurer. When he arrives in Act One, he discovers that his son wants to marry Mistress Sabina. Plenteous confesses that he was in love with his wife when he married her, as his son truly loves Sir Timothy's daughter now. However, he is not very pleased with that choice because he thinks that the lady has a really bad character and her father is bankrupted. He would only accept the wedding if she had a good dowry. Nevertheless, when Fairefaith tells him that she has rejected his son, Sir Plenteous decides to go to talk to her father to arrange the wedding. On his arrival, he is attacked by a furious Hilts. In Act Four, he blames Sabine for having bewitched his son, whom finally marries the lady.

SIR PLENTEOUS CRAMBAGGE´S WIFE

A "ghost character." She is mentioned by her husband when he confesses that he loved her when they got married.

SIR TIMOTHY TESTY

Sir Timothy is an old angry bankrupt knight with two daughters, Sabina and Mirabell. Being asked about how much he is to bequeath to his daughter, Sabina, he announces that he is to give her 1,000 blessings, but no money at all. In Act Three, he is informed of the recent events. He flies into a rage and calls her own daughter a whore and he blames Hilts for letting people enter his house. Thus, he asks Hilts to go to look for his cousin Muchcraft to ask for help. He wants to know if entering a house at night might be considered to be trespassing. Being explained about his rights, he sends a bunch of Officers to look for his daughter Sabina. In Act Five, he wants to arrest Valentine but he still has the heart to forgive him if he marries her. With the wedding, he wins a loyal servant and gives his two daughters, Sabina and Mirabell, to Valentine and Fairefaith, respectively.

SIR TIMOTHY´S ANCESTORS

Group of "ghost characters" that are mentioned in Act One by Hilts to talk about his master's property. They are Sir Timothy's father and grandfather.

SPORTLOVE

Sportlove is friend to Valentine. In Act Two, he tells his friend that somebody like him-handsome, with good clothes, education and money-should not worry because he will have Mistress Sabina in the end. Thus, when Valentine receives a letter from Sabina, he advises him to promise things to the lady to sleep with her, and then leave her.

TRASH

Trash is the Clown, and a servant to Valentine. As his master, he is in love, but in this case with Valentine´s lady's maid, Betty. Thus, when in Act Three, his master says that he does not want to see Sabina again, he saddens because that means that he will not see Betty either. Later, in Act Five, his presence is summoned by his master so he has to pack all his possessions and meet him. But, he has to leave them as they have been confiscated. With his master's wedding, Trash goes to serve Sir Timothy who appoints him Steward of his house for his discretion, judgement, wit and police.

TRISTAM WIDGROOM

A "ghost character." Muchcraft tells Budget about him. He was sued by William Woodcock but won the case.

VALENTINE CRAMBAGGE

Valentine is the handsome son to Sir Plenteous, and Lover of Sabina. He is advised by his friend to renounce Sabina's love but as soon as she arrives in Act One, he kneels down to pay a compliment to her. In Act Two, Valentine is miserable because he does not have the love of his beloved Sabina, what makes his friend Sportlove cheer him up. Soon, Valentine receives a letter from Sabina who invites him to visit her. He is advised by Sportlove to get to sleep with the lady, which he does. After that, he does not want to see her again. Thus, Valentine disguises himself as a woman to go unnoticed. He is thought to have escaped to Lincoln, but he actually stays at Welt´s.

WELT

Welt is the Shoemaker, at whose house Valentine lays in the time of his disguise. In Act Five, he has an argument with his wife because his guest is leaving without paying.

WELT´S WIFE

She is the Shoemaker's wife. In Act Five, knowing that her guest is leaving without leaving any money for her service, she decides to keep his clothes.

WILLIAM WOODCOCK

A "ghost character." Muchcraft tells Budget about him. He has sued Tristam Widgroom and lost the case.

WOMAN

Disguise that Valentine takes while he stays at Welt´s. Nevertheless, he is recognized by his beloved Sabina who uses a mask to hide her identity. It does not work as Sabine can see behind the dress. He rejects the idea of marriage as he has promised to stay single. But, on second thoughts, he finally accepts her without knowing her true identity. He is to leave Welt´s without paying and asks his servant to pack all his possessions. In Act Five, Valentine is to be arrested for his wicked deeds but he might be pardoned if he weds the lady. He would not have any objection if he were not married. Thus, his wife is brought to him masked. In the end, he finds out that she is Sabina, which is a great relief to him.