Benjamin Jonson

EPICŒNE, or
THE SILENT WOMAN

1609

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AMADIS de GAUL

Only mentioned. Amadís de Gaule is the hero of a chivalric novel by García Rodríguez de Montalvo, governor of Medina del Campo, which appeared at Zaragoza in 1508. Of all the European romances of the sixteenth century, this was the most popular story in the chivalric tradition. The heroes of chivalric romance are considered public nothings sent out to poison courts and infest manners. Truewit, Clerimont, and Dauphine discuss the behavioral characteristics of court ladies and their ways of hiding various defects. Truewit shows excellent expertise in this matter and offers instructions on how women should conceal their physical blemishes. Dauphine is impressed with Truewit's competence and asks him how he came to study court ladies so thoroughly and give such exact descriptions of their manners. Truewit responds that one must go out and study court ladies where they are, at court, not stay inside and read courtly romances. Truewit implies that it is not efficient for a gentleman to stay in his chamber and read Amadís de Gaule or Don Quixote, the stock romance characters. Instead, Truewit recommends a direct involvement in the life of the court and a live study of ladies' behavior, which would allow an educated choice of a future wife.

ANACREON

Only mentioned. Anacreon (582?–485? BC) was an ancient Greek poet, born in Teos, Ionia. He praised love and wine in many short poems, which remain only in fragments. Anacreon influenced many Latin, Italian, and English poets. The Anacreontic meter is named for him. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Anacreon in the long list of unworthy poets.

ARISTOTLE

Only mentioned. Aristotle (384–322 BC) was an ancient Greek philosopher and one of the greatest thinkers of all time. His work in the natural and social sciences greatly influenced virtually every area of modern thinking. Aristotle's works were very influential in the Renaissance. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw pronounces one of his sententious maxims, saying that, when he praises sweet modesty, he praises sweet beauty's eyes. Promptly, Clerimont pretends to identify the dictum as originating from one of the great philosophers. Daw denies it, saying that these are his own creations, and he shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. Daw calls Aristotle a mere commonplace fellow. Daw adds that he can utter wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous. When La-Foole recommends reading from Raynard the Fox as a possible cure for Morose's madness, Daw retorts that Morose must have Aristotle's Ethics read to him. According to Daw, the ancient moral philosophers and their sober teachings are appropriate reading for melancholic persons.

ARTEMIDORUS

Only mentioned. To Artemidorus of Daldis, we owe one of the first and most famous books on dream interpretation–Oneirocritica–the Interpretation of Dreams. Artemidorus lived in Greece about 140 AD and he almost certainly drew on older works. However, Artemidorus added many personal observations and he believed that dreams could be understood best not from divine inspiration but by observing the details of ordinary everyday life. When Mistress Otter intends to show her psychic qualities in front of the collegiate ladies, she narrates a dream she had the other night. She says she dreamt of the Lady Mayoress, which is always very ominous to her. Although Mistress Otter does not reveal the exact content of her dream, she interprets it as a bad omen because every time she dreams of the city a bad accident happens. To give credit to her interpretation, Mistress Otter says she submitted it to Lady Haughty's examination. Haughty interpreted it out of Artemidorus and found it very true.

AUSONIUS

Only mentioned. Decimus Magnus Ausonius (c.310–c.395) was a Latin poet and man of letters born at Bordeaux. He tutored Gratian, who, when he ascended the throne, made Ausonius prefect of Gaul, and finally consul (379). His work gives a detailed picture of contemporary people and places. Ausonius was nominally a Christian, although his works reveal many pagan beliefs. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Ausonius in the long list of unworthy poets. The presence of Ausonius's name among the classical poets, next to Vergil and Horace, shows the superficiality of Daw's knowledge and critical evaluations.

BEARWARD

A "ghost character." The bearward cries his trade in the street before Morose's house. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, Page mentions an incident involving a bearward. Page narrates how he asked a bearward to shout his trade before Morose's windows. Probably the tricky page had a grudge or a debt against the bearward, because he says he asked him to come down with the dogs of some four parishes. Hearing such terrible noise, Morose punished the bearward, sending him away with his head bleeding.

BOCCACE

Only mentioned. Giovanni Boccaccio (1313, in Paris - 1375, in Florence) was the greatest of Petrarch's disciples and an important Renaissance humanist in his own right. His works included On Famous Women and the Decameron. Boccaccio's characters are notable for their era in that they are realistic, spirited and clever individuals who are grounded in reality, in contradiction to the characters of his contemporaries. His Decameron–named because its intent was to produce ten stories by ten travelers - was very influential in the Renaissance. Dauphine tells Clerimont about the supposedly silent lady intended as a wife to Morose, who stays at Daw's house. In order to explain that Sir John Daw is courting the silent lady, Dauphine says that the other night he saw such a Decameron of sport that Boccace would have never thought of. The allusion is to the stories of courtship narrated in Boccaccio's Decameron. According to Dauphine, Daw courts the lady in an inverse way, since he wished one issue and addressed another. He waited to lie with her and praised her modesty, he desired that she would talk and praised her silence in verses. When the lady did not respond to his courtship, Dauphine reports that Daw railed at his fortune and wished he had been a counselor called to affairs of state.

BROOM–MEN

The broom-men that make loud noises crying their trade in front of Morose's windows are "ghost characters." When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that Morose has tried to bribe all the vendors bellowing under his windows. While Morose was able to conclude a treaty of silence with the fishwives and orange-women, it seems he was not so successful with the chimney-sweepers, broom-men, and costermongers, who stood out and continued to shout their wares in the street.

CALISTO

Only mentioned. In Greek mythology, Calisto was a nymph who was turned into a bear by Hera then placed in the sky as the constellation Ursa Major by Zeus. Otter wants his gallant friends to persuade Mistress Otter to let him take his favorite silver cups to the party at Morose's house. Deriding Otter's pretended knowledge of Latin and classical mythology, Clerimont says that Mistress Otter must be convinced with solid classical arguments. Since one of Otter's cups was named bull and the other bear, in memory of his bachelor days at the bear-baiting arena, Clerimont brings examples from classical mythology related to these animals. Thus, he explains that Calisto was turned into a bear and made a star, a mistress Ursula in the heavens.

CANON LAWYER

Cutbeard is disguised as a Canon Lawyer according to Truewit's plan to dupe Morose. At Morose's house, Truewit enters with Cutbeard as Canon Lawyer and Otter as a Divine. After receiving instructions from Truewit on how to behave convincingly in their roles, Cutbeard/Canon Lawyer and Otter/Divine counsel Morose on the legal and theological grounds for divorce. Cutbeard/Canon Lawyer uses extravagant Latin vocabulary and he pretends to be in scholarly disputation with the learned divine. From Cutbeard/Canon Lawyer's Latin babble, Morose understands that if the man is frigid or the wife is proved corrupt there may be just cause for divorce. Consequently, when Epicoene enters followed by the ladies, Morose pretends that he is unable to perform his marital duties and wants to have the marriage annulled. Cannon Lawyer explains that the divorce cannot be proclaimed because, when the man is frigid, the wife is the injured party. If the wife accepts the situation, there is no ground for divorce. Otter/Divine says that it is the same in theology, but if the wife is found corrupt, then there is a possibility of divorce from the part of the husband. After Epicoene's infidelity has been confirmed, the two impostors find that the case is not applicable when the adultery happened before the marriage. Finally, Dauphine reveals that Epicoene is a boy, so the marriage is void, and both impostors accord that this is a just impediment in the first grade. When Morose agrees entirely to his nephew's conditions, Dauphine reveals the two impostors' disguise.

CATULLUS

Only mentioned. Catullus (84?–54? BC) was a great lyric poet of ancient Rome. He lived during the same time as did the statesmen Caesar, Pompey, and Cicero, all of whom he knew. His poetry strongly influenced poets of the following century: Virgil and Horace imitated him, and Ovid and Martial praised and commemorated his work. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Catullus in the long list of unworthy poets.

CENTAURE

Lady Centaure is a member of Lady Haughty's college of society ladies who live at their husbands' expense and entertain the wits in town. At Morose's house, Centaure enters with Haughty, Mavis, and Trusty. During the ensuing party, the fashionable ladies ridicule Morose's horror of noise and welcome the loud musicians. As the party continues, the revelers interact, and the ladies retire at some point to debate Mistress Otter's doubtful right of membership in their select club. In a long open gallery at Morose's house, Centaure enters with the other ladies. When Mistress Otter enters rather ruffled for having been chased away by Morose, Haughty dispenses her invaluable guidance regarding how women should pin off their husbands. Centaure adds examples from her own experience, telling Epicoene to let her husband allow her own coach and four horses, in addition to many servants. The ladies discussion veers towards the passage of time and the necessity for women to have lovers and enjoy life while they are young. Centaure wonders who will wait on them in those forsaken times when they are old and lonely, or write to them, or make anagrams of their names. After debating on the advantages of having lovers as the best cure for melancholy, Centaure exits with Haughty's party. Centaure and the collegiate ladies witness the scenes of La-Foole and Daw's humiliation. When they come forward, all the ladies admire Dauphine's looks and ingenuity. When Morose enters furiously chasing everybody away, Centaure and the ladies run off. In a room at Morose's house, Centaure enters while Haughty is ardently courting Dauphine. When Haughty exits, Centaure tells him he should not trust Haughty and she makes nasty allusions at her friend's age and the possibility of her having a venereal disease. Before Mavis enters, Centaure invites Dauphine to her chamber and then exits pretending to be looking for Haughty. Centaure re-enters with the collegiate ladies and attends the final revelation scene. Truewit warns the ladies against placing their trust in indiscreet men such as the foolish knights.

CHIMNEY–SWEEPERS

"Ghost characters." The chimney-sweepers make loud noises crying their trade in front of Morose's windows. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that Morose has tried to bribe all the vendors bellowing under his windows. While Morose was able to conclude a treaty of silence with the fish-wives and orange-women, it seems he was not so successful with the chimney-sweepers, broom-men, and costermongers, who stood out and continued to shout their wares in the street.

CLERIMONT

Clerimont is a gallant, Dauphine's friend. At Clerimont's house in London, Clerimont enters followed by his page. Clerimont is getting ready to go to a party, when his friend Truewit enters. While Clerimont and Truewit discuss Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy, Dauphine enters and announces that his uncle wants to disinherit him. At Sir John Daw's house, Clerimont enters with Daw, Dauphine, and Epicoene. Truewit enters and the three gentlemen discuss the situation created by Morose's intention to get married. Dauphine explains that he and his friend have been plotting for four months to introduce Epicoene to his uncle, in order to ruin his plans for marriage. When Cutbeard enters announcing that Morose intends to go on with his marriage plans, Dauphine and Epicoene leave with the barber to arrange their imbroglio, while Clerimont exits with Truewit. In a lane near Morose's house, Clerimont enters with Truewit and Dauphine. When Cutbeard announces them that Morose intends to marry Epicoene that day, the gallants decide to bring in a merry party of revelers. Clerimont exits with his friends to Otter's house. Using clever persuasion, the gallants manage to persuade Mistress Otter to relocate her party to Morose's house. Clerimont exits with his friends to make the arrangements. At Morose's house, Clerimont enters with musicians, thus adding to the already existing uproar in the house. When Morose chases the noisy intruders away from his house, Clerimont exits with Truewit. In a long open gallery at Morose's house, Clerimont enters with Truewit. While Clerimont and Dauphine are eavesdropping, Truewit mocks the foolish knights Daw and La-Foole. In another room at Morose's house, Clerimont enters with the foolish knights and then he walks aside and watches the scene in which the collegiate ladies, in turn, are courting Dauphine. When the ladies leave, Truewit enters and the three friends arrange the next plot of disguise. Clerimont witnesses the scene in which the false Lawyer and Divine counsel Morose on the possible grounds for his divorce. Although Clerimont has been instrumental in making La-Foole and Daw testify on Epicoene's infidelity, he is amazed like the others when Morose's presupposed wife is revealed as a boy. Clerimont attends the final revelation and reconciliation scene.

COOK

A "ghost character." Cook is Otter's mistress. After Otter has been drinking with his merry party of friends, his tongue unties and he makes intimate confessions. Dauphine uses a pun on Otter's name, telling "Captain He-Otter" that his "She-Otter," his wife, is coming. On hearing the name "wife," Otter shows his contempt for Mistress Otter. He confesses that he has a multifunctional cook and laundress that serves his necessary turns and could well go under the title of Otter's mate. Otter concludes philosophically that men who would be so uxorious as to tie their affections to one woman are fools. Otters dares to express his polygamous tendency only when drunk and in the absence of his domineering wife. However, he is not aware that Mistress Otter is eavesdropping.

COSTERMONGERS

"Ghost characters." The costermongers make loud noises crying their fruit and vegetables in front of Morose's windows. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that Morose has tried to bribe all the vendors bellowing under his windows. While Morose was able to conclude a treaty of silence with the fish-wives and orange-women, it seems he was not so successful with the chimney-sweepers, broom-men, and costermongers, who stood out and continued to shout their wares in the street.

CUTBEARD

Cutbeard is Morose's barber. According to Clerimont, Cutbeard trims Morose's beard silently, and thus he has gained the noise hater's confidence. It is reported that Cutbeard has been employed for half a year to seek for a dumb woman to be Morose's wife, and it seems that he found her in the end. Cutbeard enters Morose's house in London just after Truewit exits blowing his dreaded horn, a noise Morose could not stand. Cutbeard has a key to let himself in without knocking and he enters only to see Morose in terrified distress. Cutbeard exits with Morose. At Sir John Daw's house, Cutbeard enters while Truewit is reporting his encounter with Morose. Cutbeard reports that Morose is ready to proceed with the marriage arrangement sooner than expected, because he suspects his nephew of having sent the noisy Truewit to try to dissuade him from marrying. After informing the three gallants on Morose's intention to marry Epicoene that very day, Cutbeard exits with Dauphine and Epicoene to arrange the imbroglio. At Morose's house, Cutbeard enters with Morose, followed by Epicoene wearing a mask. Cutbeard uses the silent language code imposed by the noise-hating Morose in commending Epicoene to her future husband. Since Morose is pleased with his silent wife-to-be, Cutbeard exits to fetch the priest. At Otter's house, Cutbeard enters to inform the gallants that the marriage has been performed and he gives them the key to Morose's house. When Morose is dissatisfied with his wife's noisy friends and is looking for grounds for divorce, Cutbeard, disguised as a Canon Lawyer, offers him ineffectual counsel. When, in the end, Epicoene's identity is revealed, Dauphine discloses Cutbeard's disguise. During the reconciliation scene, Dauphine reassures Cutbeard that his lease on the shop will be renewed. It is thus obvious that, by participating in the three gallants' plot, Cutbeard also served his own ends.

DAMON

Only mentioned. Damon and Pythias are two legendary faithful friends of ancient Greece, who are ready to die for each other. Their names are symbols of friendship. Damon and Pythias (1565) is a play by Richard Edwards. Truewit ridicules La-Foole and Daw by having them accept separately a proposal of humiliation by which, allegedly, the other would receive satisfaction. After Daw is kicked as if by La-Foole, and Dauphine twitches La-Foole's nose as if by Daw, Truewit instructs both foolish knights to go to their separate rooms and later behave as if nothing happened. Truewit tells La-Foole to greet Daw as his best friend and play the Damon and Pythias act. Since Damon and Pythias are considered symbols of friendship, it is implied that La-Foole and Daw should behave as the best of friends.

DAUPHINE

Sir Dauphine Eugenie is a knight, Morose's nephew. At Clerimont's house in London, Dauphine enters announcing his friends that his uncle intends to disinherit him because he thinks his nephew is the source of the malicious slanders about him. When hearing that his uncle intends to marry a supposedly silent woman, Dauphine contrives a plot with his friends to ruin Morose's marriage plans. In a lane near Morose's house, Dauphine enters with Truewit and Clerimont. When Cutbeard announces that Morose intends to marry Epicoene that day, the gallants decide to bring in a merry party of revelers. Dauphine exits with his friends. At Morose's house, Dauphine enters with his friends and musicians, thus adding to the already existing uproar. When Morose chases the noisy intruders away and then exits in a rage, Dauphine follows him, hoping to placate his uncle and regain his favor. Dauphine re-enters to inform his friends that his uncle intends to talk to a lawyer about his divorce, and the friends show their satisfaction at how they manipulated the events. Dauphine eavesdrops on the scene in which Truewit mocks the two foolish knights and he appears in disguise to scare Daw and La-Foole while the collegiate ladies are watching. Morose chases the gallants and the ladies away, then informs his nephew that he could not speak to the divorce lawyer because of the noise in court. After Morose's departure, Dauphine exits to fetch Otter and the barber, according to plan. In a room at Morose's house, Dauphine enters with Haughty, who courts him ardently. Each collegiate lady does the same in private, while Clerimont is watching the scene. When Truewit enters, the three friends arrange the next step in their plot and Dauphine exits to fetch his uncle. Dauphine enters with Morose, who is given counsel on divorce by two bogus advisers. When Epicoene enters followed by the ladies, and Morose's attempts at providing legitimate grounds for divorce have failed, Dauphine gives the final coup de théâtre. After making his uncle name him his heir, Dauphine reveals that Epicoene is actually a boy, thus annulling the marriage. By concealing this last part of the plot from his friends, Dauphine was able to play the last card and make sure that his uncle depended upon his rescue action.

DAW

Sir John Daw is a knight and a libertine. At his house, Daw enters with Clerimont, Dauphine, and Epicoene. Daw courts Epicoene blatantly, exposing his self-conceit and disgracing himself. At Morose's house, Daw enters with Otter and La-Foole to join the company of gallants already carousing and partying in the sound of blasting trumpets and drums. When Morose enters in a rage, driving the noisy intruders away from his house, Daw and La-Foole run off. In a long open gallery at Morose's house, Daw enters with La-Foole and Haughty's party. While the collegiate ladies debate the advantages of women taking lovers as a cure for melancholy, Daw holds their point. In addition, he affirms that his mistress (Epicoene) knows of these things, because he has just tasted of her favors. Daw exits with the collegiate ladies and re-enters later with Truewit, who ridicules the knight's self-sufficiency. While Clerimont and Dauphine are eavesdropping, Truewit turns Daw and La-Foole against each other, locking each in a separate room and claiming that the other is offended and would not be placated unless he is offered a spectacle of private humiliation. Daw is taken out of his room and Dauphine, wearing a carpet over his head and pretending to be the offended La-Foole, kicks Daw six times, while the ladies are watching from above. Then, Daw is sent back to his room and instructed to behave with La-Foole as if nothing happened. When, later, Daw and La-Foole are summoned from their separate rooms they embrace and compliment each other. When the furious Morose menaces the party of intruders again, Daw runs off with the ladies and La-Foole. In the final revelation scene, Daw and La-Foole are forced to admit that Epicoene has been their mistress before her marriage. When, however, Epicoene is revealed to be a boy, the two foolish knights are publicly humiliated and Daw exits with La-Foole in disgrace.

DIVINE

Otter is disguised as Divine according to Truewit's plan to dupe Morose. At Morose's house, Truewit enters with Otter as a Divine and Cutbeard as Canon Lawyer. After receiving instructions from Truewit on how to behave convincingly in their roles, Otter/Divine and Cutbeard/Canon Lawyer counsel Morose on the legal and theological grounds for divorce. Otter/Divine uses extravagant Latin vocabulary and he pretends to be in scholarly disputation with the learned doctor lawyer. From Otter/Divine's Latin babble, which merely echoes the Canon Lawyer's statements, Morose understands that if the man be frigid or the wife be proved corrupt there may be just cause for divorce. Consequently, when Epicoene enters followed by the ladies, Morose pretends that he is unable to perform his marital duties and wants to have the marriage annulled. Cannon Lawyer explains that the divorce cannot be proclaimed because, when the man is frigid, the wife is the injured party. If the wife accepts the situation, there is no ground for divorce. Otter/Divine says that it is the same in theology, but if the wife is found corrupt, then there is a possibility of divorce from the part of the husband. After Epicoene's infidelity has been confirmed, the two impostors find that the case is not applicable when the adultery happened before the marriage. Finally, Dauphine reveals that Epicoene is a boy, so the marriage is void, and both impostors accord that this is a just impediment in the first grade. When Morose agrees entirely to his nephew's conditions, Dauphine reveals the two impostors' disguise.

DOCTOR FOREMAN

Only mentioned. Dr. Simon Forman was an Elizabethan occultist and alternative medical practitioner in London. He was a quack physician and surgeon, who spent time in jail for occult practices and prescribing dangerous potions, was banned from practicing medicine, and implicated in murder after his death. The London people held him in high regard, mainly because he bravely stayed in London during a plague outbreak, and cured himself and others of the disease. Truewit, Clerimont, and Dauphine discuss the behavioral characteristics of court ladies. While Truewit says that men should love wisely and all women and he shows unusual competence in describing the ladies' manners, Dauphine admires his friend's knowledge in these matters. Dauphine says that his friend has demonstrated excellent understanding of women, implying he should be very successful with them, as if he had the best love philter in the world. Dauphine says that Truewit could do better than Madam Medea or Doctor Foreman. Dauphine refers to the renowned Elizabethan magician and quack doctor. The implication is that Truewit's expertise could have procured him as much success with women as if he had taken a love philter from Simon Forman.

DON QUIXOTE

Only mentioned. Don Quixote is the hero of Cervantes's eponymous novel. Since his extensive reading of chivalric literature influenced the hero's mind, Don Quixote became a symbol of the damaging influence of this genre on the education of nobility and the life at court. Truewit, Clerimont, and Dauphine discuss the behavioral characteristics of court ladies and their ways of hiding various defects. Truewit shows excellent expertise in this matter and offers instructions on how women should conceal their physical blemishes. Dauphine is impressed with Truewit's competence and asks him how he came to study court ladies so thoroughly and give such exact descriptions of their manners. Truewit responds that one must go out and study court ladies where they are, at court, not stay inside and read courtly romances. Truewit implies that it is not efficient for a gentleman to stay in his chamber and read Amadís de Gaule or Don Quixote, the stock romance characters. Instead, Truewit recommends a direct involvement in the life of the court and a live study of ladies' behavior, which would allow an educated choice of a future wife.

EDWARD the CONFESSOR

Only mentioned. Edward the Confessor was king of England, born in 1003, died in 1066. He was the son of Ethelred II and Emma, daughter of Duke Richard of Normandy. His reign was one of almost unbroken peace. Being devoid of personal ambition, Edward's one aim was the welfare of his people. He remitted the odious "Danegelt," which had needlessly continued to be levied. When Truewit wants to persuade Morose to give up his intention of marriage, he argues that silent and reliable women are hard to find these days. Truewit argues that, had they lived in Edward the Confessor's time, he might have found a dull frosty wench in some country hamlet that would have been content with one man only. As it is, Truewit says, women are libertine creatures, who would sooner be pleased with one leg or one eye than be satisfied with only one man. Truewit's allusion to King Edward the Confessor's days is meant to emphasize events that might have happened in bygone times.

EPICOENE

Epicoene, supposed to be the silent woman, becomes Morose's wife, and is finally revealed as a boy. The name derives from Greek and means having characteristics of both sexes. At Sir John Daw's house, Epicoene enters with Daw, Clerimont, and Dauphine. Daw is courting Epicoene and she encourages him. In the meantime, the gallants discuss their plan of duping Morose. Dauphine explains that Epicoene has agreed to play the silent woman to please the noise-hating Morose and then marry him. Epicoene exits with Dauphine and Cutbeard to arrange their imbroglio. At Morose's house, Epicoene enters with Cutbeard, who introduces the supposedly silent woman to Morose and commends her qualities. Epicoene does not speak much and, when she does, she uses a low-timbre voice and professes modesty. Epicoene prefers to use a silent language code, answering Morose's questions by silent curtsies. Morose is so pleased with his future wife that he sends Cutbeard for the minister to perform the marriage immediately and Epicoene follows Mute to the dining room. At Morose's house, Epicoene enters with Morose, followed by Cutbeard and Parson, who has just performed the hasty marriage. Epicoene becomes very vocal in reprimanding her husband. Moreover, when a party of revelers is announced, Epicoene orders to be invited in, despite Morose's protestations. Epicoene gains the appreciation of the collegiate ladies for her vehement attitude towards her husband and she exits to another room with her new friends. In a long open gallery at Morose's house, Epicoene enters with Haughty and her companions, who share with her some of their invaluable experience in the art of manipulating their husbands. When Morose enters furiously, claiming he has married a turbulent woman, Epicoene pretends to take pity on him, telling the others that her husband seems to be mad. Epicoene exits with the collegiate ladies. Epicoene and her party witness the scene of Daw and La-Foole's humiliation and all the ladies admire Dauphine. When Morose chases everybody away, Epicoene runs off with the ladies and gallants. In the final revelation scene, Dauphine divulges that Epicoene is actually a boy, his page. At this point, Epicoene reverts to silence.

ETHELRED

Only mentioned. Ethelred II, the Unready (978–1016 AD) was a king of England. He succeeded to the throne after the murder of his half-brother, Edward II, the Martyr, at the age of ten. His reign was plagued by poor advice from his personal favorites and suspicions of his complicity in Edward's murder. His was a rather long and ineffective reign, which was notable for little other than the payment of the Danegeld, an attempt to buy off the Viking invaders with money. When Truewit wants to persuade Morose to give up his intention of marriage, he says that silent and reliable women are hard to find these days. Truewit argues that, had they lived in King Ethelred's time, he might have found a dull frosty wench in some country hamlet that would have been content with one man only. As it is, Truewit says, women are libertine creatures, who would sooner be pleased with one leg or one eye than be satisfied with only one man. Truewit's allusion to King Ethelred's days is meant to emphasize events that might have happened in bygone times.

FENCER

A "ghost character." The fencer passing in the street before Morose's house. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, Page mentions an incident involving a fencer. According to Page, Morose punished a fencer marching to his prize in accompaniment of the drum by having his drum run through his head. It seems that this is another of Page's nasty pranks, because Page reports that he asked the fencer to take that particular route by Morose's house.

FISH–WIVES

A "ghost characters." The fish-wives that make loud noises crying their wares in front of Morose's windows. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that Morose has tried to bribe all the vendors crying under his windows. Thus, Morose is said to have concluded various treaties with the fish-wives and orange women, who apparently agreed to keep silent.

GORGON

Only mentioned. A Gorgon (from the Greek gorgos, meaning "terrible") is a fierce or unpleasant-looking woman. In classical mythology, there were three Gorgons, with serpents on their heads instead of hair. Medusa, Stheno and Euryale had brazen claws and monstrous teeth. Their glance turned their victims into stone. At Daw's house in London, Truewit describes in vivid colors how he persuaded Morose to give up his intention of marrying a silent woman. To amplify his persuasiveness, Truewit uses a metaphor from classical mythology. He says that he described a prospective future wife in such dark colors to Morose that, if ever a Gorgon were seen in the shape of a woman, Morose has seen it in his description. The Gorgon was considered as a specimen of female ugliness and aggressiveness.

HARPOCRATES

Only mentioned. Harpocrates is the Greek name for the Egyptian sky god Horus. He was represented as a small boy with his finger held to his lips and came to be considered the god of silence. His cult, combined with that of Isis and Serapis, was very popular in the Roman Empire. When Truewit enters Morose's house in a flurry, blowing a post-horn, he pretends to wonder why everyone is so silent. Though Truewit is aware of Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy, he pretends to be amazed. Truewit calls Morose's servants Pythagoreans, thus alluding to their muteness, which he compares to the philosophers' vow of silence. In addition, Truewit asks if Harpocrates has been there with his club among them. The allusion is to the representation of the Egyptian god of silence.

HAUGHTY

Lady Haughty is the founder of the college, a league of society ladies who live at their husbands' expense and patronize the wits in town. At Morose's house in London, Haughty enters with Centaure, Mavis, and Trusty. During the conversation, Truewit discloses that Epicoene has agreed to take part in the plot devised by Dauphine to dupe Morose. Considering Epicoene's husband-deceiving qualities, Haughty considers her eligible for her club of determined females. The collegiate ladies deride Morose's horror of noise and welcome the loud musicians. As the party continues, the revelers interact, and the ladies retire at some point to debate Mistress Otter's doubtful right of membership in their select club. At Morose's house, Haughty enters with the other ladies. When Mistress Otter enters rather ruffled for having been chased away by Morose, Haughty dispenses her invaluable guidance regarding how women should pin off their husbands. She tells the others that ladies should be mindful of the aging process and avoid getting pregnant, because many births make a woman old. After debating on the advantages of having lovers as the best cure for melancholy, Haughty exits with her party. Haughty and the collegiate ladies witness the scenes of La-Foole and Daw's humiliation. When they come forward, all the ladies admire Dauphine's looks and ingenuity. When Morose enters furiously chasing everybody away, Haughty and her party run off. In a room at Morose's house, Haughty enters with Dauphine, whom she is courting ardently. Haughty tells Dauphine to come to her chamber and she gives him a ring. When Centaure enters, Haughty pretends to be looking for Mavis and exits. Haughty re-enters with the collegiate ladies and attends the final revelation scene. Truewit warns the ladies against placing their trust in indiscreet men such as the foolish knights.

HOMER

Only mentioned. Homer is the ancient Greek poet who has traditionally been credited with putting the legends of the Iliad and the Odyssey into writing. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw pronounces one of his sententious maxims, saying that, when he praises sweet modesty, he praises sweet beauty's eyes. Promptly, Clerimont pretends to identify the dictum as originating from one of the great philosophers. Daw denies it, saying that these are his own creations, and he shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner. Daw calls Homer an old tedious prolix ass, a poet who talks only of chines of beef.

HORACE

Only mentioned. Quintus Horatius Flaccus (65–8 BC) was an outstanding Latin lyric poet and satirist. The most frequent themes in Horace's Odes and verse Epistles are love, the pleasures of friendship and simple life, and the art of poetry. With the death of Vergil, Horace became the most celebrated poet of the Augustan age, when the court and private individuals supported arts on a grand scale. The emperor was overtly worshipped as divine and Horace and Virgil acted as poet laureate of the new regime. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw pronounces one of his sententious maxims, saying that, when he praises sweet modesty, he praises sweet beauty's eyes. Promptly, Clerimont pretends to identify the dictum as originating from one of the great philosophers. Daw denies it, saying that these are his own creations, and he shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner. Daw calls Horace a tedious ass, a poet who talks gibberish.

HYMEN

Only mentioned. After his hasty marriage, Morose is appalled at his wife's termagant nature and he dreads the prospect of a jolly party of revelers coming to the house to celebrate the nuptials. Morose wants to retire to his room, but Truewit persuades him to stay, telling Morose that they have all the ingredients to make his Hymen happy. The allusion is to the god of marriage in Greek mythology. Truewit identifies the god with the marriage celebration, during which the divinity is expected to bless the wedded couple.

JUVENAL

Only mentioned. Decimus Junius Juvenalis (55?–127?), commonly known as Juvenal, was the best of the Roman satiric poets. Juvenal's literary masterpiece is the Satires, a collection of 16 satiric poems that deal with life in Rome under the emperors Domitian, Nerva, Trajan, and Hadrian. The main themes of the Satires are the corruption and degradation of life in the city of Rome and the brutalities of humankind. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Juvenal in the long list of unworthy poets.

LA–FOOLE

Sir Amorous La-Foole is a foolish knight. At Clerimont's house in London, La-Foole enters to invite Clerimont and Dauphine to a party at Haughty's. Speaking of his ancestry, La-Foole says he is descended lineally of the French La-Fooles. After delivering his invitation, La-Foole exits, while Clerimont and Dauphine comment critically on his affectation. At Otter's house, La-Foole enters to attend a party given in his honor by his cousin, Mistress Otter. La-Foole meets the gallants, who persuade him to have the party transferred to Morose's house. La-Foole exits to make the arrangements. At Morose's house, La-Foole enters with Otter and Daw, joining the party of merry gentlemen. All the gallants drink heavily in the sound of blasting trumpets and drums. When Morose drives the noisy intruders away, La-Foole and Daw run off. In a long open gallery at Morose's house, La-Foole enters with Haughty's party. When Epicoene pretends that her husband is mad, La-Foole barges into the conversation at the most inappropriate moments. La-Foole exits with Haughty's party. La-Foole re-enters and Truewit ridicules him by locking him and Daw in separate rooms, setting one against the other, and forcing them to accept satisfaction through what they think to be private humiliation. Dauphine in disguise, pretending to be Daw, tweaks La-Foole's nose while the ladies are watching from above. Truewit instructs La-Foole to behave with Daw as if nothing happened. When, later, La-Foole and Daw are summoned from their separate rooms they embrace like the best of friends. When the furious Morose chases everybody away, La-Foole runs off with the ladies and Daw. In the final reconciliation scene, La-Foole and Daw are forced to admit that Epicoene was their mistress before her marriage. When, however, Epicoene proves to be a boy, the two foolish knights are publicly humiliated and La-Foole exits with Daw in disgrace.

LAWYER

A "ghost character." The Lawyer whom Morose wants to contact about his divorce. When he sees that his supposedly silent wife is a garrulous shrew, Morose exits in a rage to seek counsel from a lawyer in the City. Later, he returns and informs Truewit and Dauphine that he could not contact the lawyer because there was such noise in court that he was frightened and went home. According to Morose, the lawyers were speaking and counter-speaking with their several voices of citations, appellations, allegations, certificates, and interrogatories that the noise there seemed unbearable.

LIVY

Only mentioned. Livy (64? BC–AD 17) was one of the great historians of imperial Rome. His great history, in 142 books, tells the story of Rome from the earliest years until 9 AD. Livy did not see history in political terms. Rather, he emphasized personalities, events, and the glories of the past. Livy preferred literary effectiveness to historical accuracy. Thus, his narrative of Rome from its founding is more like a prose epic, a series of splendid pictures, than history. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw pronounces one of his sententious maxims, saying that, when he praises sweet modesty, he praises sweet beauty's eyes. Promptly, Clerimont pretends to identify the dictum as originating from one of the great philosophers. Daw denies it, saying that these are his own creations, and he shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. Daw calls Thucydides and Livy tedious and dry authors. Daw adds that he utters wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous.

LORD LOFTY

A "ghost character." Lord Lofty is Lady Haughty's defunct father. When the foolish La-Foole narrates to Clerimont and Dauphine his lineage and life-exploits, he says that he was a younger son and was employed as a page to Lord Lofty. Later, he became Lady Haughty's gentleman-usher. The lady got him knighted in Ireland and, when his elder brother died, La-Foole came to the title.

LUCAN

Lucan (or Marcus Annaeus Lucanus) (AD 39–65) was a Roman poet, author of Pharsalia, an epic on civil war between Caesar and Pompey. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Lucan in the long list of unworthy poets.

LYCOPHRON

Only mentioned. Lycophron was an early third-century BC Alexandrian Greek poet, one of the Pleiad. His only extant poem Cassandra is an obscure and difficult work in iambic verse. The style is so enigmatic as to have procured for Lycophron, even among the ancients, the title of "obscure." At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Lycophron in the long list of unworthy poets.

MADAM MEDEA

Only mentioned. Madam Medea must have been an Elizabethan wise woman and occultist in London. Unlike Doctor Forman, who kept records of his cases, it seems that Madam Medea's existence is mentioned only in the contemporary texts. Truewit, Clerimont, and Dauphine discuss the behavioral characteristics of court ladies. While Truewit says that men should love wisely and all women and he shows unusual competence in describing the ladies' manners, Dauphine admires his friend's knowledge in these matters. Dauphine says that his friend has demonstrated excellent understanding of women, implying he should be very successful with them, as if he had the best love philter in the world. Dauphine says that Truewit could do better than Madam Medea or Doctor Foreman. The implication is that Truewit's expertise would have procured him as much success with women as if he had taken a love philter from Madam Medea or the quack doctor.

MARTIAL

Only mentioned. The Roman poet Martial (AD 40–104?) was a master of the epigram, a short, poetic statement that often has a moral. His poems give a vivid picture of life during the early Roman Empire. He seems to have become acquainted with the chief literary figures of Rome, including Seneca, Lucan, Pliny the Younger, and Quintilian. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Martial in the long list of unworthy poets.

DOL MAVIS

Dol Mavis is a member of Haughty's college of society ladies who live at their husbands' expense and who entertain the wits in town. At Morose's house, Mavis enters with Haughty, Centaure, and Tusty. During the ensuing party, the fashionable ladies ridicule Morose's horror of noise and welcome the loud musicians. As the party continues, the revelers interact, and the ladies retire at some point to debate Mistress Otter's doubtful right of membership in their select club. At Morose's house, Mavis enters with the other ladies. When Mistress Otter enters rather ruffled for having been chased away by Morose, Mavis dispenses her invaluable advice regarding a woman's most efficient methods of taming a husband. Regarding the matter of extramarital affairs, Mavis recommends that a wife should take lovers. She says that a women are like rivers that cannot be called back and she that now excludes her lovers may live to lie a forsaken old woman in a frozen bed. After the debate on the advantages of women having lovers as the best cure for melancholy, Mavis exits with Haughty's party. Mavis and the collegiate ladies witness the scenes of La-Foole and Daw's humiliation. When they come forward, all the ladies admire Dauphine's looks and ingenuity. When Morose enters furiously chasing everybody away, Mavis and the ladies run off. In a room at Morose's house, Mavis enters while Centaure is ardently courting Dauphine. When Centaure exits, Mavis gives Dauphine a letter that she pretends to be an Italian riddle for Dauphine to translate. In fact, it is a letter of amorous assignation, inviting Dauphine to her chamber. Mavis re-enters with the collegiate ladies and attends the final revelation scene.

MAYORESS of LONDON

A "fictional character." When Mistress Otter intends to show her psychic qualities in front of the collegiate ladies, she narrates a dream she had the other night. She says she dreamt of the Lady Mayoress of London, which is always very ominous to her. Although Mistress Otter does not reveal the exact content of her dream, she interprets it as a bad omen because every time she dreams of the city a bad accident happens.

MISTRESS OTTER

Mistress Otter is Captain Otter's wife. She is a pretentious and foolish woman, who patronizes her subservient husband and is fond of frivolous entertainment and clothes. At Otter's house in London, Mistress Otter enters with her husband, whom she scolds for his taste for parties and his nostalgic reminiscence of his bygone bachelor days. When Truewit, Clerimont, and Dauphine enter, Mistress Otter entertains them with light conversation in which she shows her stupidity. At Morose's house, Mistress Otter enters with La-Foole. Mistress Otter claims membership in Haughty's college. Since there seems to be some doubt regarding Mistress Otter's eligibility, the ladies leave to further debate the matter in another room. Mistress Otter re-enters with Truewit and she overhears her inebriated husband call his wife a beast, affirming that he married her for her dowry, and he has not kissed his Fury for forty weeks. When Otter says that his wife uses artifice to enhance her doubtful charm, Mistress Otter can stand no longer and she falls upon her husband beating him and chasing him away. When Morose enters with a sword, protesting against a wife beating her husband in his house, Mistress Otter runs off. In a long open gallery at Morose's house, Mistress Otter enters in a flurry, complaining that Morose was chasing her with a long weapon for the mere reason that she had been chastising her husband. Seeing that she is a termagant woman, the collegiate ladies decide she can become a member of their exclusive club. Mistress Otter and the collegiate ladies witness the scenes of La-Foole and Daw's humiliation. When Morose enters furiously chasing everybody away, Mistress Otter and the ladies run off. Mistress Otter re-enters with the collegiate ladies and attends the final revelation scene.

MOROSE

Morose is a misanthropic gentleman who hates noises. He is induced to take a young and fair wife, warranted silent, but who turns out neither silent nor a woman at all. In a room at his house, Morose enters followed by Mute. Morose appreciates the benefit of his servants' using the trunk in their conversation and Mute responds silently, according to a pre-determined coded language. When Truewit enters blowing the horn, and he tries to persuade Morose that silent wives are hard to find these days, Morose is appalled. Later, Cutbeard reports to the gallants how Morose interpreted Truewit's noisy intrusion as part of his nephew's plot to dissuade him from marrying, and the result was the acceleration of the marriage preparations. At his house in London, Morose enters followed by Cutbeard and Epicoene. Since the bride-to-be speaks sparingly, Morose is pleased with her and decides to get married that very day. At his house, Morose enters with Epicoene, followed by Parson, who has just performed the marriage ceremony. When she is Morose's wife, however, Epicoene becomes very vocal and welcomes the party of noisy revelers, despite her husband's protestations. When the noise becomes unbearable for him, Morose exits to hide in the attic, but he re-enters soon to chase everybody away. At his house, Morose enters with Dauphine, showing his anger at having been duped by the barber into marrying a shrewish woman. When his wife enters with her party and makes him look like a madman before the others, Morose tells Dauphine in private about his intention to get a divorce and exits with his nephew. Morose enters with Dauphine to discuss with the false Divine (Otter) and the Canon Lawyer (Cutbeard) about the grounds for his divorce. Morose infers from the bogus counselors' Latin babble that the husband's frigidity might annul the marriage and, when Epicoene and her party enter, he pretends not to be able to accomplish his marital duties. The claim is invalidated and, despite his endeavors, there seem to be legal impediments against the annulment. When, finally, Dauphine reveals that Epicoene is actually a boy, thus rendering the marriage void, Morose agrees to make his nephew his heir and executive of his estate.

MUTE

Mute is one of Morose's servants who, according to his master's instructions, speaks mostly in sign language. At Morose's house in London, Mute enters following his master. He answers Morose's questions in a pre-determined code language, using his hands and legs. Thus, Morose learns that his servant has taken the ring off from the street door, as instructed, and that he has put a thick quilt on the outside of the doors, thus rendering knocking impossible. Mute informs Morose verbally that Cutbeard will be there in half an hour and, as instructed, he has given the barber a key to let himself in and thus avoid knocking at the door. Mute also confirms having oiled the hinges to prevent them from screeching. Mute's sign language, in response to Morose's questions, further informs Morose that the stairs have also been quilted to muffle all noise. When this one-sided silent conversation is interrupted with the loud noise from a post horn, Mute exits, then re-enters. Since he seems to be too excited, Mute forgets his code of silence and announces Morose about the arrival of a post from the court, and the messenger must speak with his master upon the pain of death. Truewit enters delivering a persuasive discourse about the disadvantages of Morose's taking a wife. During the peroration, Mute is trying to steal away, but Truewit orders him to stay. After Truewit's noisy intervention, Morose is visibly marked and he orders Mute to take him to his chamber. Mute exits following Morose and Cutbeard. At Morose's house, Mute enters following Morose, Cutbeard, and Epicoene as a masked lady. When Cutbeard introduces Epicoene as the future bride to Morose, the master instructs Mute to conduct his new mistress to the dining room, where she is to expect the wedding ceremony. Mute exits followed by Epicoene.

NOMENTACK

Only mentioned. Nomentack was an Indian chief from Virginia. Clerimont and La-Foole discuss Daw's expertise in drawing maps. La-Foole says that Daw has many mathematical instruments, such as square, compasses, brass pens and black lead to draw maps of every place and person that he comes across. Clerimont is amazed to hear that Daw can draw maps of persons and La-Foole testifies that Daw drew the map of Nomentack when he was here. The reference to the Indian chief might suggest the identification of the person with the place he comes from. It is possible that La-Foole refers to the portrait of Nomentack as containing a "map" of his features.

OLD WOMAN

The Old Woman used to be a physician to Trusty's mad parents and she is a "ghost character." Trusty is called in as a witness in the debate over the best methods of curing Morose's supposed madness. Lady Haughty avers that Trusty's parents used to be mad and they got cured. According to Trusty, both her parents were cured through hypnotherapy. Besides reading themselves to sleep with boring books, Trusty reports that an old woman, their physician, prescribed them to go to church twice a week and listen to a preacher's boring sermons to fall asleep.

ORANGE–WOMEN

"Ghost characters." The orange-women make loud noises crying their wares in front of Morose's windows. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that Morose has tried to bribe all the vendors crying under his windows. Thus, Morose is said to have concluded various treaties with the fish-wives and orange women, who apparently agreed to keep silent.

ORESTES

Only mentioned. In Greek mythology, Orestes was Pylades's faithful friend and their names are symbolic of friendship. After having witnessed the scene of La-Foole and Daw's public humiliation, the collegiate ladies enter and the two foolish knights are summoned from their separate rooms. Truewit tells the ladies that he will fetch the two friends, Orestes and Pylades. By referring ironically to the relationship between La-Foole and Daw as that between Orestes and Pylades, Truewit implies that their association is exactly the reverse of that between the two classical heroes.

OTTER

Thomas Otter is a land and sea captain. According to Truewit, he is foolish and is totally submitted to his wife. In a room at his house, Otter enters with his wife, who shows displeasure at Otter's inclination towards partying and his nostalgic reminiscence of his bygone bachelor days, when he used to frequent the bear-baiting arena. When the gallants Truewit, Clerimont, and Dauphine enter, Mistress Otter drives her husband off to fetch refreshments for the guests and he exits obediently. Otter re-enters and the gallants persuade him to join the party that is being relocated at Morose's house and to bring his favorite drinking cups and the trumpets and drums. At Morose's house, Otter shows up with his trumpets and drums, adding to the already existing pandemonium. All gallants drink heavily. While Mistress Otter is eavesdropping, the drunken Otter starts revealing hard truths about his wife. He says that he married her for her money, she is a wicked vixen and her beauty is counterfeit, because she takes herself asunder into some twenty boxes every night when she goes to bed. Horrified at her husband's radical remarks, Mistress Otter starts beating Otter, but she is chased away by the revolted Morose. Recovered from his temporary insanity, Otter asks the gallants to help pacify his wife, whom he calls princess again. Otter informs the others that he will keep out of the way for a fortnight in one of the taverns until the scandal wears off. Otter exits, telling everyone to come and visit him at his place of retirement. Otter re-enters disguised as a Divine and counsels Morose on divorce. Dauphine unmasks Otter's disguise in the final revelation scene.

PAGE

Clerimont's Page is a foxy trickster. In a room in Clerimont's house in London, Page enters following his master. Clerimont asks if he has got the song for the party, and Page answers affirmatively, but entreats his master not to let anybody hear it. Page explains that, when people hear this song, his master will gain the dangerous reputation of a poet in town and, besides, the lady who is the inspirer of this song will be upset. Page says he is her favorite playing thing and reports how the ladies like to invite him in their chamber and throw him on the bed, put a peruque on his head and make him wear their gowns. Clerimont observes bitterly that his mistress's door is kept shut against him when the entrance is so easy to his page and he forbids Page to go to his mistress again. Page starts singing the song he prepared when Truewit enters. While Truewit and Clerimont discuss Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy, Page adds some of his own stories. He says that he managed to have some people beaten only by asking them to cry their wares under Morose's windows. Page exits to bring some water to Clerimont and re-enters to announce Sir Amorous La-Foole.

PARACELSUS

Only mentioned. Paracelsus (1493–1541), or Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, was a Swiss physician and chemist. He probably invented the name by which he is generally known. Paracelsus means "superior to Celsus," Celsus being an early Roman physician. Because of his arrogance and conceit, Paracelsus was not well liked by other physicians. His Great Surgery Book is a collection of his medical treatises. Paracelsus contributed significantly to the rise of modern medicine, particularly in the areas of diagnosis and chemical treatments. His studies helped lay the groundwork of chemical physiology. When Morose is appalled at seeing that his wife is not the silent woman that he expected her to be, Epicoene wants the others to think that her husband is mad. Overemphasizing Morose's anger, Epicoene says he is mad, he talks nonsense, his eyes sparkle, and he looks green about the temples. Epicoene entreats Daw to diagnose her husband. She pretends to appeal to him as a cognizant, who has read Pliny and Paracelsus. Daw provides pretentious definitions of Morose's supposed affliction, but no definite remedy.

PARSON

Parson is the curate who performed the marriage between Morose and Epicoene offstage. According to Cutbeard, he is the ideal person to be employed by the noise-hating Morose because the Parson has just recovered from a bad cold and his voice is hoarse and very low. At Morose's house, Parson enters with Cutbeard, following Morose and his new wife. When Morose introduces his wife as a commendably silent woman, Parson acknowledges her qualities in a hoarse voice. Morose cannot hear what he says, so Cutbeard explains that Parson got his cold from sitting up late and singing hymns with cloth-workers. Since Parson keeps coughing between his words of worship, Morose wants some of his money back for the inconvenience caused during the bad service. Cutbeard aggravates the situation by telling Parson to keep coughing, and this infuriates Morose so badly that he chases Parson and Cutbeard away.

PASIPHAE

Only mentioned. In Greek mythology, Pasiphae was the wife of Minos, king of Crete. Otter wants his gallant friends to persuade Mistress Otter to let him take his favorite silver cups to the party at Morose's house. Deriding Otter's pretended knowledge of Latin and classical mythology, Clerimont says that Mistress Otter must be convinced with solid classical arguments. Since one of Otter's cups was named bull and the other bear, in memory of his bachelor days at the bear-baiting arena, Clerimont brings examples from classical mythology related to these animals. Thus, he explains that Pasiphae, who was a queen loved by a bull, would have had nothing against her husband's preference for this kind of cup. The allusion is to the wife of the King of Crete who fell in love with a bull.

PENTHESILEA

Only mentioned. Penthesilea was a leader of the Amazons, who came against the Greeks during the Trojan War. Achilles fought her in single combat, and killed her, though he lamented the necessity of slaying such a beautiful woman, and treated her body gently and reverently after death, handing it over for a ceremonial burial. When Morose is confronted with his wife's termagant nature, while he thought her a silent and compliant woman, he compares Epicoene's aggressiveness to that of the famous commanding women of the classical world. Morose says that Epicoene is his regent already and is amazed that he has married a Penthesilea. The allusion is to the queen of the race of warrior women who lived in ancient Thrace.

PERSIUS

Only mentioned. Persius or Aulus Persius Flaccus (A.D. 34–A.D. 62) was a Roman satirical poet, born in Etruria. His writings (only six short satires) were influenced in manner by Horace and Lucilius, and they preach the Stoic moral doctrine. He exposed to censure the corruption and folly of contemporary Roman life, contrasting it with the ideals of the Stoics and of earlier Rome. Persius' writing is harsh, obscure, and difficult to translate. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Persius in the long list of unworthy poets. Daw calls Persius a crabbed coxcomb, not to be endured.

PEWTER'S PRENTICE

A "ghost character." The pewter's apprentice cries his master's wares in the street before Morose's house. When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that Morose would have hanged the pewter's apprentice once on a Shrove-Tuesday riot for having cried too loud.

PINDARUS

Only mentioned. Pindarus (7th century BC) was a poet from Thebes who studied under Corinna and wrote odes and lyrics to the victories of the Olympian Games. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Pindarus in the long list of unworthy poets.

PLATO

Only mentioned. The influence of Plato (428?–348? BC) on European philosophical tradition has been persistent and unbroken. After his death, his ideas were taken up by countless other thinkers. All Plato's 36 works, except for the letters, are called dialogues because they are presented mostly in conversational style as discussions between two or more individuals. They deal with the whole range of human knowledge, the purpose and content of education, and the nature of science. Plato's writings were very influential in the Renaissance. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. Daw calls Plato a mere discourser, alluding to the conversational nature of Plato's Dialogues. Daw adds that he utters wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous.

PLINY

Only mentioned. Pliny the Elder, or Gaius Plinius Secundus (AD 23–79), was a Roman author and official. He published a 37–volume Natural History, which was a massive compilation of two thousand earlier works. When Morose is appalled at seeing that his wife is not the silent woman that he expected her to be, Epicoene wants the others to think that her husband is mad. Overemphasizing Morose's anger, Epicoene says he is mad, he talks nonsense, his eyes sparkle, and he looks green about the temples. Epicoene entreats Daw to diagnose her husband. She pretends to appeal to him as a cognizant, who has read Pliny and Paracelsus. Pliny's Natural History describes the symptoms of melancholy and madness, offering some unorthodox therapeutic procedures. Daw provides pretentious definitions of Morose's supposed affliction, but no definite remedy.

PLUTARCH

Only mentioned. Plutarch (46?–120?) was an ancient Greek essayist and biographer. His Parallel Lives of Illustrious Greeks and Romans has been called "the food of great souls" for its wealth of wisdom. Plutarch was not a critical historian. He was interested primarily in character, and so he blended fact and legend into a tangle that only modern scholarship has been able to separate. Despite this defect, his biographies remain one of the foremost sources of information about classical antiquity. Plutarch's writings were very influential in the Renaissance. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw pronounces one of his sententious maxims, saying that, when he praises sweet modesty, he praises sweet beauty's eyes. Promptly, Clerimont pretends to identify the dictum as originating from Plutarch. Daw denies it, saying that these are his own creations, and he shows his contempt for Plutarch and Seneca, calling them grave asses and mere essayists. Daw adds that he utters wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous. When Truewit criticizes Clerimont's frivolity, the gallant says that his Truewit must have read Plutarch's moral fables, or some such tedious fellow. Rejecting the teachings of moral philosophy, Clerimont says he prefers his trivial life. Superficial young men tend to consider reading from Plutarch as a dull activity. When La-Foole recommends reading from Raynard the Fox as a possible cure for Morose's madness, Daw retorts that Morose must have Plutarch read to him. According to Daw, the ancient moral philosophers and their sober teachings are appropriate reading for melancholic persons.

POET

A "ghost character." Poet is the author of the play. Addressing the audience, Prologue speaks for the Poet and says that his art is meant to please the guests at the feast, not the cook. Extending the metaphor, Prologue says that, if the cooks (critics) do come, they are welcome at his popular spectacle. Speaking for the Poet, Prologue entreats the audience to sit and watch the play, which is designed to please everybody. According to Prologue, this variegated feast will last as long as the audience keeps their seats. However, Prologue argues, many other people are going to eat for a week of the leftovers of their feast. Prologue alludes to the pirated versions and the critical commentaries of the play. Prologue ends by invoking the Poet's muse and commending her to the audience.

POLITIAN

Only mentioned. Angelo Ambrogini Poliziano (1454–94), also known as Politian, was an Italian scholar and poet. He placed himself under patronage of Lorenzo de Medici and was professor at University of Florence. Politian was one of most brilliant scholars of the Italian Renaissance. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Politian in the long list of unworthy poets. The presence of Politian's name among the classical poets shows the superficiality of Daw's knowledge and critical evaluations.

POMPONATIUS

Only mentioned. The Italian philosopher Pietro Pomponazzi, also known as Petrus Pomponatius (1462–1524), taught as a professor of philosophy in Padua, Ferrara and Bologna. He is considered one of the most important Aristotelian philosophers of the Renaissance. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When the discussion is diverted towards the Renaissance biblical scholars and philosophers, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Pomponatius in his list of unworthy scholars.

PREACHER

A "ghost character." The Preacher in the parish where Trusty's parents lived. Trusty is called in as a witness in the debate over the best methods of curing Morose's supposed madness. Lady Haughty avers that Trusty's parents used to be mad and they got cured. According to Trusty, both her parents were cured through hypnotherapy. Besides reading themselves to sleep with boring books, Trusty reports that an old woman, their physician, prescribed them to go to church twice a week. Since the Preacher in that parish delivered exceedingly boring sermons, it was expected of people to go to sleep during service. Thus, one infallible cure for madness consisted in weekly visits to the boring preacher who would preach folk asleep.

PRINCE of MOLDAVIA

Only mentioned. The Prince of Moldavia, a historical province of modern Romania, was probably Ieremia Movila (1595–1606). Clerimont and La-Foole discuss Daw's expertise in drawing maps. La-Foole says that Daw has many mathematical instruments to draw maps of every place and person that he comes across. Clerimont is amazed to hear that Daw can draw maps of persons and La-Foole testifies that Daw drew the map of the Prince of Moldavia and of his mistress Epicoene. It is not clear if the reference is to Epicoene as Daw's mistress or the Prince of Moldavia's. The ambiguity of the word "his," which might mean the Prince of Moldavia or Daw, has led to a contemporary scandal. The play was suppressed soon after its initial performance because Lady Arbella Stuart, the king's cousin and a potential heir to the throne objected to what she took as references that linked her to the Prince of Moldavia, who appeared as an embarrassing impostor fiancé.

PROLOGUE

The scene is London. Prologue enters and addresses the audience in rhymed verse. Prologue says that, ever since ancient times, the art of making plays was meant to content people. If they were pleased, the poet was gratified with money, wine, and artistic recognition. However, Prologue argues, there are certain poets who follow fashions and do not care for the popular taste. Speaking for the author, Prologue says he does not agree with such artists, and his art is meant to please the guests at the feast, not the cook. Extending the metaphor, Prologue says that, if the cooks (critics) do come, they are welcome at his popular spectacle. Speaking for the Poet, Prologue entreats the audience to sit and watch the play, which is designed to please everybody. According to Prologue, this variegated feast will last as long as the audience keeps their seats. However, Prologue argues, many other people are going to eat for a week of the leftovers of their feast. Prologue alludes to the pirated versions and the critical commentaries of the play. Prologue ends by invoking the Poet's muse and commending her to the audience.

PROLOGUE, ANOTHER

Another Prologue follows the first one. Another argues that the end of those who write for the stage is to make profit and delight the audiences. In this way, people were not tempted to criticize or find faults with what they saw, because the convention was that nothing was real. Similarly, in the present play, Another invites the audience to accept the convention that nothing is true and not try to judge the play, lest the poet might himself turn to estimate his audience. Another argues that poets never gained credit by writing truths, but by writing things well feigned that seemed to be true. If, however, certain members of the audience should try to find correspondents in real life to certain characters, these critics must be exposed to libel and not the Poet.

PROPERTIUS

Only mentioned. Sextus Propertius (50?–15? BC) was considered the greatest elegiac poet of ancient Rome. He is remembered best for his love poems dedicated to Cynthia. Cynthia was very well received and admitted him to the literary circle of Maecenas, an influential literary patron whose circle included Virgil, Horace, and Ovid. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Propertius in the long list of unworthy poets.

PYLADES

Only mentioned. In Greek mythology, Pylades was Orestes's faithful friend and their names are symbolic of friendship. After having witnessed the scene of La-Foole and Daw's public humiliation, the collegiate ladies enter and the two foolish knights are summoned from their separate rooms. Truewit tells the ladies that he will fetch the two friends, Pylades and Orestes. By referring ironically to the relationship between La-Foole and Daw as that between Pylades and Orestes, Truewit implies that their association is exactly the reverse of that between the two classical heroes.

PYTHIAS

Only mentioned. Damon and Pythias are two legendary faithful friends of ancient Greece, who are ready to die for each other. Their names are symbols of friendship. Damon and Pythias (1565) is a play by Richard Edwards. Truewit ridicules La-Foole and Daw by having them accept separately a proposal of humiliation by which, allegedly, the other would receive satisfaction. After Daw is kicked as if by La-Foole, and Dauphine twitches La-Foole's nose as if by Daw, Truewit instructs both foolish knights to go to their separate rooms and later behave as if nothing happened. Truewit tells La-Foole to greet Daw as his best friend and play the Damon and Pythias act. Since Damon and Pythias are considered symbols of friendship, it is implied that La-Foole and Daw should behave as the best of friends.

SEMIRAMIS

Only mentioned. Semiramis was a mythical queen of Assyria, and the wife of Ninus. She was the daughter of the Syrian fish-goddess Derceto, and was married to Onnes. Onnes slew himself after Ninus resolved to marry Semiramis, and she then married him. After the death of Ninus Semiramis ruled alone, reputedly building Babylon and conquering Egypt and Lybia before resigning the throne after forty-two years and ascending to heaven as a dove. When Morose is confronted with his wife's termagant nature, while he thought her a silent and compliant woman, he compares Epicoene's aggressiveness to that of the famous commanding women of the classical world. Morose says that Epicoene is his regent already and is amazed that he has married a Semiramis.

SENECA

Only mentioned. For almost a decade Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4? BC–AD 65) was one of the most powerful men in the Roman Empire. An adviser to Emperor Nero, Seneca also wrote philosophical works and dramas. Most of Seneca's philosophical writings are essays on practical ethics, based on modified Stoicism. His dramas were slavish and generally uninteresting imitations of the Greek tragedies. Seneca's writings were very influential in the Renaissance. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw pronounces one of his sententious maxims, saying that, when he praises sweet modesty, he praises sweet beauty's eyes. Promptly, Dauphine pretends to identify the dictum as originating from Seneca. Daw denies it, saying that these are his own creations, and he shows his contempt for Seneca and Plutarch, calling them grave asses and mere essayists. Daw adds that he utters wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous. When La-Foole recommends reading from Raynard the Fox as a possible cure for Morose's madness, Daw retorts that Morose must have Seneca read to him. According to Daw, the ancient moral philosophers and their sober teachings are appropriate reading for melancholic persons.

SIDNEY, SIR PHILIP

Only mentioned. Sir Philip Sidney (1554–1586) was an author, courtier, and soldier during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England. He became famous for his literary criticism, prose fiction, and poetry. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When the discussion is diverted towards the efficiency of poetry, Daw says that not every man that writes in verse is a poet. Clerimont interprets this remark as referring to poetry as a profession, and implies that a knight needs not live by his verses. In reply, Dauphine brings Sir Philip Sidney's example, saying that Sidney lived by it and his noble family is not ashamed. By comparing the pompous Sir John Daw with Sir Philip Sidney, Clerimont and Dauphine intend to flatter their foolish interlocutor and divert his attention from the true purpose of their visit. Jonson's relationship to the Sidney family, notably observed in his poem To Penshurst, may suggest the rather fawning reference in this play.

SMITH

A "fictional character." When Truewit discusses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy with Clerimont, he mentions that a Smith should be ominous in Morose's neighborhood, because the constant hammering of his trade would be disastrous for Morose's ears.

STATIUS

Only mentioned. Publius Papinius Statius (A.D. 45–c.A.D. 96) was a Latin poet born at Naples. A favorite of Emperor Domitian, he won the poetry prize at an annual festival under Domitian's auspices. His surviving works include two epics in the manner of Vergil. Statius was much esteemed in his own time and through the Middle Ages. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Statius in the long list of unworthy poets.

TACITUS

Only mentioned. Cornelius Tacitus (55?–120?) was a great Roman historian. He was educated to be an orator and became a senator and a consul. The works of Tacitus are filled with dramatic power and clearly drawn character studies. The Histories deal with the events of the first century of the Roman Empire. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. Daw refers to Tacitus in a deprecating manner, calling his work an entire knot, seldom worth the untying. Daw adds that he utters wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous.

THUCYDIDES

Thucydides (460?–404? BC) was an Athenian historian. His stature as an historian has never been surpassed and rarely equaled. In his History of the Peloponnesian War, he accomplished what few others have: he wrote an eyewitness account of the events of the war as they unfolded. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity and calls Thucydides and Livy tedious and dry authors. Daw adds that he utters wise aphorisms every hour and, if only they were collected, he would become equally famous.

TIBULLUS

Only mentioned. Albius Tibullus (54?–19 BC) was a poet of ancient Rome. His poems deal mostly with love and with country life. Compared to his contemporary Propertius, Tibullus was a gentler and more refined poet, in whom grace and melodiousness took the place of Propertius' fire. These two poets both used the metrical form called the elegiac. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Tibullus in the long list of unworthy poets.

TRUEWIT

Truewit is a gentleman and Clerimont's friend. He tries to help Dauphine in a plot of dissuading Morose from marriage. At Clerimont's house in London, Truewit enters and lectures his friend on his repugnant taste for partying. Dauphine informs his friends that his uncle intends to disinherit him and marry a supposedly silent woman. Truewit has his own plan to help Dauphine. Truewit enters Morose's house blowing a post horn, although he knows that Morose hates noise. Truewit tries to persuade Morose to give up his intention of marriage, arguing that silent and reliable wives are hard to find these days. At Daw's house, Truewit enters announcing his friends that he has dissuaded Morose from marrying, but Cutbeard intervenes saying that, on the contrary, Morose intends to speed the marriage arrangement, because he suspects his nephew behind Truewit's plot. Truewit exits with Clerimont to set up another plot. At Morose's house, Truewit enters to congratulate Morose on his recent marriage to Epicoene, announcing the imminent arrival of a party of revelers to celebrate the nuptials. When the collegiate ladies and their merry party arrive, Morose is horrified with the noise and exits in a hurry, while Truewit and Clerimont remain behind and comment on the favorable outcome of their plot. Dauphine enters to inform his friends that Morose wants a divorce, so Truewit and Clerimont are satisfied with their exploits. Truewit plays a scene in which Daw and La-Foole are publicly humiliated by turning each against the other, locking them in separate rooms, and then having Dauphine kick them while the ladies are watching. Truewit arranges with Clerimont that Otter and Cutbeard should impersonate a Divine and a Canon Lawyer counseling Morose. Truewit attends the final revelation scene and has the concluding speech in the play, lecturing the foolish knights on their self-infatuation and the ladies on their errors. Truewit then addresses the audience, inviting them to applaud if they liked the comedy, because Morose is now gone and they need not fear the noise.

TRUSTY

Mistress Trusty is Haughty's companion. At Morose's house, Trusty enters accompanying Haughty and the collegiate ladies. Trusty attends the party and exits with Haughty and the other ladies. During the scene when Epicoene wants to make her husband look like a madman before the others, a fervent debate arises regarding the possible cure for madness. Epicoene and the party of Epicureans invoke Paracelsus as a master of the curative procedures while Daw avers that the most knowledgeable in this subject are the moral philosophers. To end the dispute, Haughty sends for Trusty who, she says, comes from a family of mad people. According to Haughty, Trusty's father and mother were both mad, when they put their daughter as her companion. When Trusty enters, Haughty tells her she must decide on a controversy regarding the cure for madness. Trusty responds that her mother was cured with the Sick Man's Salve, and her father with the Groat's–worth of Wit. Both readings were so boring that they read themselves asleep on those books. In addition, Trusty says that an old woman, their physician, prescribed them to go to church twice a week. Since that particular parish had a very boring preacher, they were sure to fall asleep during the service. After delivering her opinion on hypnotherapy as a cure for madness, Trusty exits with Haughty's party. Trusty re-enters with the collegiate ladies and attends the final revelation scene.

TURK

Only mentioned. In the discussion between Morose and Mute, when it comes to the use of mutes as servants, the Ottoman Sultan, also named the Turk, is brought as an example. Since Morose hates all noise, he tries to instruct his servant, aptly named Mute, in the skill of communicating through sign language. Morose says that the Turk is to be admired for his employment of mute servants. According to Morose, he heard that, during his marches, the Sultan gives his directions by signs. Morose commends this habit as an exquisite art, deploring the princes of Christendom, who can let a barbarian transcend them in so high a point of felicity. The irony addresses Morose's noise-hating idiosyncrasy.

VALERIUS FLACCUS

Only mentioned. Gaius Valerius Flaccus was a Roman poet, who wrote under Vespasian and Titus. His model in language was Virgil, to whom he is far inferior in taste and lucidity. His tiresome display of learning, rhetorical exaggeration and ornamentation make him difficult to read, which no doubt accounts for his unpopularity in ancient times. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Valerius Flaccus in the long list of unworthy poets.

VATABLUS

Only mentioned. François Vatablus (1485–1547), also called Watebled, was an important biblical scholar. He taught at the Collège de France in Paris. Since he did not publish anything, only postscripts of his lectures exist. Vatablus's translations are, for that time, an unusual example of precision and attention to the literal sense. At his house in London, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When the discussion is diverted towards the biblical scholars, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner, including Vatablus in his list of unworthy scholars.

VERGIL

Only mentioned. Publius Vergilius Maro (70–19 BC) was the greatest of the classical Roman poets. Following Theocritus as a model, he wrote his Eclogues. These are pastoral poems describing the beauty of Italian scenes. At the suggestion of Maecenas, he wrote a more serious work on the art of farming and the charms of country life called the Georgics. This established his fame as the foremost poet of his age. At his house, the self-conceited Daw boasts his learning and poetic talent, while Clerimont and Dauphine deride his pompousness covertly. Daw shows his contempt for many great minds of classical antiquity. When Clerimont asks him about the classical poets, Daw refers to them in a deprecating manner. Daw calls Vergil a tedious ass, a poet who talks only of dunging of land and bees. The allusion is to Vergil's Georgics.

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Synopsis:

Jonson's Prologue is a good document stating the playwright's attitude towards neo-classicism and the modern style.

I.i The conversation between Truewit, Clerimont, and Boy introduces the theme of sexuality and genre identity.

I.ii Morose is "a gentleman who loves no noise." His nephew, Dauphine, is a knight, who Morose suspects of playing tricks upon him to introduce clamor into his household. Because he suspects his nephew of trying to discomfort him, Morose proposes to take a wife—if a silent woman can be found to marry him—and disinherit Dauphine.

Dauphine has two fun-loving friends—Clerimont and Truewit. They delight in discomforting the pompous Morose, but have had no intention of separating Dauphine from the old man's testamentary conveyance. They learn that Morose has found a silent woman via his silent Barber, Cutbeard, who has acted as liaison for Morose in his quest.

I.iii In order to keep Morose from marrying and thereby disinheriting his friend, Truewit goes to the old man dressed as a post, complete with trumpet, and relates the horrors of marriage to Morose in hopes of talking him out of his intended marriage. We learn early that the silent woman, Epicoene, is somehow connected to an elaborate joke that Dauphine and Clerimont propose to play on Morose. Truewit has does not know of the conspiracy.

I.iv Meanwhile, Sir Amorous La Foole—a silly knight on the pattern of Sir Andrew Aguecheek—greets Clerimont and invites him to a party to be hosted by himself and attended by the collegiates, a group of ladies which includes Lady Haughty, Lady Centaur, and Mistress Dol Mavis.

We learn that Sir John (Jack) Daw is to present the Lady Epicoene at the party. Daw is another foolish, cowardly, Aguecheek-styled knight. He lives in the same house with Epicoene and is enamoured of her.

II.i Morose with Mute demonstrates his hatred of noise.

II.ii Truewit tortures Morose with a long-winded discussion (during which Jonson manages to slip in his own name and reputation.

II.iii Dauphine and Clerimont, in furtherance of their plan, meet Daw and the silent woman, Epicoene.

II.iv When Truewit returns to Dauphine and Clerimont with the news of what he has done to Morose, having put Morose right off the idea of marriage, the two conspirators are shocked. They fear he has spoiled their plan. Cutbeard enters, an obvious conspirator in the prank, and tells them, however, how Truewit's attempt has backfired and only set Morose more firmly in his resolve to marry right away.

Dauphine takes Epicoene with him to Morose's house, and we learn that Daw is a fool indeed. Clerimont convinces Daw that Dauphine has wronged Daw by taking the lady who Daw was to present. Daw takes offence, but also insists that his is not one to fight. He determines instead to act melancholic in order to demonstrate his dissatisfaction with Dauphine's offensive action.

II.v At Morose's house, Morose questions Epicoene, who is so light of speech that she wins him instantly. Morose determines to marry at once, gives Cutbeard a reward for finding Epicoene by forgiving the lease on Cutbeard's house. He sends Cutbeard out to find a silent cleric to marry them. Cutbeard relates this information to Dauphine, Truewit, and Clerimont.

II.vi The three conspirators determine to lure La Foole's party over to Morose's house to celebrate the marriage and afflict Morose. They manage to succeed in luring the party. In the bargain they hope that a group of musicians, smelling the party food paraded through the streets, will follow and provide raucous music for the feast in Morose's house.

III.i & ii We are introduced to Otter to Mistress Otter. She was the higher born of the two and has economic control of the family. His place is in the kitchen. He seldom dares speak. Truewit and Dauphine plan to have fun in loosening his tongue.

III.iii Clerimont tells Daw that Daw's beloved Epicoene has married Morose, that Dauphine has made her feel guilty about her wrongs to Daw, and that she wishes to repent herself by doing Daw "more favors, and with more security now, than before." He convinces Daw that La Foole has been in league with the plan to injure Daw, and has prepared a feast in celebration of the marriage behind Daw's back. But, he tells Daw, since Epicoene is guilt-ridden for her treatment of Daw, she will honor him by having the dinner in Daw's name. Clerimont instructs Daw not to let on to La Foole that he knows La Foole's deception, in order to make La Foole's folly smart all the more.

Dauphine next takes La Foole aside and tells him that Daw has diverted La Foole's party to Morose's house in order to do La Foole an injury. He instructs La Foole that if he "be rul'd by us, you shall quit him, i' faith." He instructs La Foole to proceed the feast to Morose's house with a towel draped over his arm. Ostensibly this is to make it clear to all that it is La Foole's, not Daw's food, but it also acts to verify Clerimont's tale to Daw that La Foole is the founder of the feast to the disgrace of Daw.

III.iv The parson who marries Morose to Epicoene has a cold, and can barely be heard. For his quietness Morose pays the parson handsomely, but when the parson has a coughing fit, Morose demands some of the money back. Cutbeard steps in to say that the parson cannot make change and that he should give all the money back and make up the difference in continued coughing. At the prospect of more noise, Morose relents and lets the parson go on his way with all his money.

Once married, Epicoene turns into a shrew, a nag, and, as Morose says, "a manifest woman!" Just as Morose sees his folly in marrying a scold in silent clothing, Truewit enters.

III.v Truewit informs Morose that the whole town knows of the marriage and that it was the barber, Cutbeard, who told everyone. He tells Morose of the party on its way to fete the occasion. Morose and Truewit try to out-curse each other, casting aspersions upon the barber in a sudden cascade of words. Morose soon realizes that he is encouraging the talkative Truewit and declares "I will forgive [Cutbeard], rather than hear any more. I beseech you, sir."

III.vi No sooner does Morose silence Truewit but Daw enters, conducting Haughty, Centaur, Mavis, and Trusty. Morose is overcome by the prospect of Epicoene having so many friends. The ladies approve of Epicoene's wresting of control from Morose and at once accept her into their college. Morose is distraught.

III.vii Clerimont enters with musicians. The music and general din of the party drive Morose from the room.

Truewit reminds Morose that he warned the old man against marriage. He counsels Morose to "put on a martyr's resolution . . . . 'Tis but a day, and I would suffer heroically."

IV.i It is all too much for Morose; "He has got on his whole nest of nightcaps, and lock'd himself up i' the top o' the house, as high as ever he can climb from the noise."

Dauphine tells his friends that he is infatuated with the collegiate ladies, but they do not like him. Truewit promises to arrange to have all of them fall in love with Dauphine before the night is over.

IV.ii As the party goes on there is much drinking, music, and noise making. Mrs. Otter grows angry at her husband's chattering and beats him. Morose descends with a long sword and drives off the revelers and musicians.

IV.iii The collegiates take Epicoene into their group and share their womanly secrets with her. They instruct her to dominate her husband as does Mistress Otter. La Foole and Daw hang around them constantly.

IV.iv Morose, unable to take the talking and commotion runs out to seek a divorce.

IV.v Meantime, Truewit convinces Daw that La Foole is seeking to fight a duel with Daw over some slight, and means to kill him. Daw, of course, is a great coward. Truewit takes Daw's sword and hides Daw behind a door. Truewit then plays the same trick on La Foole, convincing him that Daw is after him, takes his sword, and hides him behind another door. Truewit then has Dauphine disguise himself, calls for Daw and tells him that La Foole will count himself satisfied if Daw allow him to administer five kicks to which the greatly-relieved Daw insists it be six kicks for friendship's sake. Truewit calls for Sir Amorous (Dauphine disguised), who gives Daw six swift kicks.

Truewit dismisses Daw to the closet again, and calls for the ladies to be brought in to witness the fun. They enter unseen above, La Foole is called in and blindfolded (so that if anyone ask if he were injured by Daw he could answer "not by my knowledge"). Dauphine comes in, pretending to be Daw, and tweaks La Foole's nose. La Foole is then sent to his closet.

IV.vi The ladies are told this merry jest was Dauphine's idea, and the ladies take a great liking to the young gallant. They each secretly set up an assignation with Dauphine, thus Truewit makes good his promise to Dauphine that they should all love him by night's end.

IV.vii Morose returns, unable to plead his divorce in the court because of the great tumult that greeted him there, he sought refuge back at the relative quiet of his home. Truewit promises to go out and round up a lawyer to dissolve the marriage. When Morose leaves, Truewit has Cutbeard the barber and Otter dress up like a canon lawyer and a divine, owing to their ability to speak some Latin.

V.i Clerimont unites Daw and La Foole and, in a bit of good ol' boy talk, gets each to confess that he has bedded the lady Epicoene, stolen her maidenhead, and generally taken their pleasure of her at their will in the past.

V.ii Haughty, Centaur, and Mavis each make secret assignations with and declare their love for Dauphine.

V.iii Truewit, Otter (disguised as a divine), Cutbeard (disguised as a canon lawyer), and Dauphine torture Morose with a legal debate as to the twelve accepted reasons for divorce, one by one.

V.iv Morose's only remedy is to claim that he is impotent, which he does before all the ladies, but when the ladies call that he be examined to determine the truth of his statement, he relents and that course is closed. Finally, They call on Daw and La Foole to confess what they have said to Clerimont about bedding Epicoene, but determine that, because Morose did not make virginity a stipulation of marriage, he cannot now claim it as a reason for divorce.

Just when it appears that Morose is stuck forever with Epicoene, Dauphine comes forward and asks him what he will receive if he rid Morose of Epicoene. Morose agrees to make Dauphine his absolute heir, puts it in writing, if Dauphine can get him out of the mess. Dauphine pulls the wig from Epicoene's head to reveal it is a boy and no woman at all.

The collegiates are mortified that they have divulged their female secrets to one of the opposite sex, the knights are exposed as liars and character assassins, not at all chivalrous, in having borne false witness against the maid who they claimed to have deflowered, the gallants are given a good laugh at Dauphine's clever trick, Morose is freed, and Dauphine gets his inheritance.

Characterization:

Dauphine would be the likely character to represent the comic norm, mainly because Truewit bestows the comic laurels on him at the end of the play. But there are troublesome qualities in Dauphine that make him a poor candidate for the comic hero. First, he is in favor of maiming La Foole and Daw in the trick he plays on them and must be modified by Truewit to simply administering kicks and nose tweaks. Second, he seems to have little taste in women, professing love for the grotesque collegiates, and setting up trysts with these married women and thus demonstrating a lagging morality. Third, he seems rather callous to Morose at the end of the play, caring not when Morose dies and leaves him seized of his inheritance (much unlike Olivia at the end of Twelfth Night, who demonstrates a strain of pity for the wronged Malvolio). Fourth, his very name is "Frenchified", therefore effeminate by Elizabethan standards, and even takes the feminine "e" ending, making him nominally akin to La Foole.

Truewit is the more satisfying choice for the comic hero, except he does give that title to Dauphine in the end. He has most of the good ideas, is more reasonable than Dauphine in his treatment of Daw and La Foole, and is best intentioned in his attempt to keep Morose from marrying and thus disinheriting his friend.

Clerimont is barely sketched-in, a mere cardboard figure next to the other two gallants, Truewit and Dauphine.

Morose is a difficult character to pinpoint as well. He is the anti-comic character, the anti-holiday that must be ejected at play's end in order that the festivities can continue (like Don John in Much Ado, Jacques in As You Like It, or Malvolio in Twelfth Night). But, although he takes things to extremes, his point is well taken when he wishes to be locked away from these fools inhabiting the world—collegiates, Daw, La Foole, etc. Therefore, he is not really despicable in a comic sense.

All the characters are epicene to some extent

  • In I.i. we learn that Clerimont keeps an ingle—a little boy for a sex partner. The boy has been dressed like a girl by women and called "innocent." This sets up a "four-way-sexuality" wherein a man can be a man or a woman to a woman and a woman can be a woman or a man to a man. Lady Centaur, by name, is half-human / half beast.
  • Captain Otter is described as animal amphibium (I.iv.23), possibly indicating a bisexuality, certainly indicating half human / half fish. He is later sent to the kitchen (III.ii.7-9), which is called "a fit province" for him, therefore he is taking on the traditional female role of cook.
  • Mistress Otter is seen to be Captain Otter in her dominance of the house (I.iv.27 and III.i.24-45), so she is both man and woman. Also the husband beating scene between the Otters (IV.ii.93) indicates the reversal of their sexual roles.
  • The collegiates call one another by their married surnames (IV.iii.12-14) in a masculine-styled nomenclature indicative of their epicene leanings; also, they are earlier described in highly epicene terms as "most masculine" women "rather hermaphroditical" (I.i.76).
  • They know ways of preventing childbirth / conception (IV.iv.50-52), indicating that they have defeated that act which distinguishes men from women, making them more truly epicene.
  • Morose is made to say "I am no man" (V.iv.40).
  • Truewit is wholly nonsexual throughout the play.

Only Dauphine of the main characters seems to have a non-epicene sexual identity.

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Notes of interest:

Epicoene has been called "the greatest play for the children's theatres." Dryden thought it a "perfect comedy", complete with unity of time and action (but not place). It has gradually gained a reputation as being as good as Shakespeare's comedies.

During the Restoration, when women began taking the stage, the part of Epicoene was still taken by a boy, but it became more difficult to convince an audience that he was supposed to be viewed as a woman, there being other real women on the stage along side the fraudulent female. Soon women began taking the role, but the reverse effect occurred; it became difficult for the audience to accept the unwigged actress as a boy, knowing her to be a woman in truth. The play disappeared from the stage between 1784 and 1895, when Epicoene was revived in an all-male production at Harvard. The same problems of male-female identity and casting makes this play a problematic production to this day.

Epicoene is Jonson's most daring departure from comedy's normal intention and direction. There seems to be no moral vision in the play, no "norm" by which all the action can be measured. High comedy requires some form of comic vision, some type of "good guy", some normative that would demonstrate the drastic deviation of the fools and villains from that normative standard (even if that standard is eccentric to the normatives of the world beyond the stage). Not only is there no comic normative here, there is no sexual normative. No sexual norm exists of sexual identity itself, every character being somewhat epicene (as has already been discussed). In fine, nothing is normal. One reason for this departure from a normative comic or sexual standard is the audience for which Epicoene was written: the audience at Whitefriars.

Whitefriars became a theatre late in the history of children's companies. Children's companies moved from St. Paul's and Blackfriars out beyond the city walls, beyond Ludgate, though not quite out to the Middle Temple, to an area that came to be called, in the eighteenth century, Alsatia. The theatre they founded there was called Whitefriars. Because the area was frequented by whores and hoodlums, panderers and cut-purses, and all manner of moral deviant—and, indeed, was sought out for that very reason by adventure-minded nobles and merchants—the plays written for production in that area reflect the amorality of the inhabitants. Child pornography is probably too strong a term for what went on at Whitefriars, but the theatre was leading in that direction at this time.

By the time the children's company moved to Whitefriars, it was hardly a children's company anymore. Of the principal comedians in the production, Nathaniel Field was already twenty-two years old; he was destined to write A Woman is a Weathercock and Amends for Ladies within three years of Epicoene's first production.

Field probably played Truewit. William Barksted was also an adult in the company; he finished Marston's The Insatiate Countess the year after Epicoene's first production. Barksted probably played Morose. Gil. Carie joined an adult company two years after Epicoene's first production, but it is unknown whether he was still a child and taken on to portray female roles for the adult company. Therefore, by the time the company moved to Whitefriars, the distinction between children's and adult theatre companies was breaking up-and this was certainly the case by 1609 when Epicoene was first performed.

In addition to the amorality of the characters in the play, the play itself deviates from the standard comic formula. Instead of moving towards a marriage by play's end, Epicoene begins with a marriage and moves towards a happy divorce. The feast, usually associated with the happy marriage at the end of the play (acting to knit all the heroic characters together) is placed at the end of Act III in Epicoene, and represents not a happy harmony but an unpleasant cacophony intended to disturb Morose rather than celebrate the comic heroes.

Epicoene can be called a "comedy of affliction." Like Barabas in The Jew of Malta, Morose is tied to a stake and baited by the noisy types he most despises. Hence, there are a great many references to Bull- and Bear-baiting within Epicoene; indeed, Captain Otter is a keeper of baiting animals.

The play also demonstrates two strains of SATIRE, probably reflecting a bifurcation in Jonson himself. One strain, represented by Morose, the bitter, caustic satire, spat from the mouth of a misanthrope, flouting the world, is Juvenalian in origin. The second strain, represented by Truewit, the sophisticated, urbane satire, chuckled from a man who enjoys life's absurdities, is Ovidian in origin. Also notable is the discussion, though comic, naturally, of the relative merits and demerits of old authors versus new authors. See especially II.ii.110-116 and IV.iv.52-129.

Plays to be compared:

The CITY COMEDIES in general, and Eastward Ho! in particular (for genre comparisons).

Shakespeare's Twelfth Night (for similarity of situation and comparison of treatment of Morose with Malvolio by play's end).

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